I recieved a dig to the ribs from my wife when I laughed out loud at that point!!
LMAO at that.
thought i'd start a new topic on my experience.................... just got back from the above assembly.......... here is my take on my first and last assembly.
9:40 song and prayer - half the people were still in the toilet...and no one was singing, i didn't have a song book (i am worldy you see!!
) so i just stood and stared at the odd looking fella on the stage miming, rather than singing!.
I recieved a dig to the ribs from my wife when I laughed out loud at that point!!
LMAO at that.
i asked this question on another thread...but no one responded to it.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/199271/1/cameo-d-you-have-a-pm.
i am just wondering because i know some of you have written letters to bethel or to the gb.
but what would happen if you actually sent a letter and addressed it to a ficticious entity like the fds?
If you do write one, perhaps include that because of rising fuel costs and running expenses of a Kingdom hall we should do away with the remaining mid week meeting in favor of a family movie night - Sundays are enough (although perhaps cut the WT to 1/2 hour).
a joke, a video...a story..whatever .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mp5qs-x8o8.
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Why do men die before women?
Because they want to!
so what silly things have you been counselled on or simply been told off for?.
back in my early 20's, i had a pair of comfy old jeans that started to tear in about 3 places on the leg.
it was the fashion at the time so not only did they feel great to wear, they also looked 'in', not that i cared for that, but it was a bonus .
Patent leather shoes on the min(fashion quite a few years ago).
Told not to ware them again!
this just came to me(after a few jd's).. i need another study!
i was raised a jw as yound child and so have known nothing else(bar a few christmas and birthdays), what i read makes sense but doesn't make sense at the same time.
i find it easy to dismiss what i read here but inside know it's not being true to myself.
I feel CMSUK is in conflict and is spinning around instead of moving forward.
This is the case, sometimes I even refuse to listen to myself - I have been cathecting this teaching for a long time, if I am honest though I have been in doubt for years - even packed it in for a while(the constant upset of my family was prob why I returned). The family thing is a big issue for me, it would take more than a miracle to make them see.
I am not going to rush into anything - the comments / support from this forum really helps. Right now I have nobody else to talk to about this.
this just came to me(after a few jd's).. i need another study!
i was raised a jw as yound child and so have known nothing else(bar a few christmas and birthdays), what i read makes sense but doesn't make sense at the same time.
i find it easy to dismiss what i read here but inside know it's not being true to myself.
This just came to me(after a few JD's).
I need another study! I was raised a JW as yound child and so have known nothing else(bar a few christmas and birthdays), what I read makes sense but doesn't make sense at the same time. Does anybody know what I mean? I find it easy to dismiss what I read here but inside know it's not being true to myself. Sometimes I think "screw it", live in ignorance, what does it matter anyway - in the big scheme of things who the hell am I. Other times I feel like I want to know the truth - I do have the Matt 5:3 need.
Is it easier for people like me to carry on ignorant? Probably. But is it the right thing to do - no, but it's not easy
i stopped trying to sing the songs last meeting.
it felt like a combination of chanting and stepping on a cat.
it is terrible.
Needs the music but.....
"Losing My Religion"
Life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
i stopped trying to sing the songs last meeting.
it felt like a combination of chanting and stepping on a cat.
it is terrible.
Most people think that they are crap, they wouldnt put it like that though
I gave up singing as well, I just sing other songs in my head - Eg. REM(LOOSING MY RELIGION), if you don't know it Google it, pertinent.
I like the line "Oh no Iv'e said too much, I haven't said enough".
apart from a member of the gb of course.... i've personly seen a brother gesturing so much he sent the mic stand flying!.
another who opened his mouth to speak and burped loudly into the mic instead!.
any others?.
Again, not from the platform and we didn't see it, but - the bro on the mic forgot to leave it behind when he went to the bathroom during the song, sound guy had left it on and so we were all treated to his farting through - "lets watch what we preach and watch what we teach" song!
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there has been talk about a new improved top secret elders handbook being issued imminently and people have said that they are looking forward to seeing a copy on this site once it's available.. my husband said that he would love to see the old one.
is there one posted anywhere that he can see?.
Does anyone know when the book will be available? When's the first kingdom ministry school?
Dec in uk